My Daily Laugh

My friend Jerry and I were disturbed by the number of internet obsessors and creeps and perverts. People have begun to lack personality in real life, and only care about their internet profiles.

So Jerry and I felt compelled to tell the world why this will have negative effects on you.

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Not only in the U.S.,
All over the place
From IM, to Facebook
And even myspace
I just cant help
But realize
That in the modern day world,
We live cyber lives.
From kids to adults
Both skinny and fat,
Theyre either on youtube
Or have a webcam chat
No one knows what it means
To live outside
Their profile on the internet
They use to hide.

I was talking to Christian on IM
I said hello, I said hey friend!
Do you wanna have a video chat with me?
And I said Christian yes indeed!
We got online and we started it up
I sent him a link to two girls one cup!
Jerry Jerry, that was very scary!
My mom was in the room and things got hairy
I typed hahahahahahaha
And put his reaction in my blog
Now everybody will see my face, I bet
I guess thats what I get for playing on the net.

Chorus

I had a shirtless picture on my profile
I saw a comment I hadnt seen in a while
It wasnt mean, it wasnt vile
But Jerry, I think it was a pedophile WHAT?
We deleted our accounts, and we got offline
I hope this wont haunt us later in time
I didnt want to think about it anymore
Hey Jerry, theres a sketchy guy at your door.
I answered the door, to my surprise
We saw a fat man with a pack of French fries.
I asked him what he wanted, he looked in my eyes
He said I saw your profiles and I want you guys.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Get it together)

I was talking on IM to my GF
I wanna log on! Go away, are you deaf?
You talk to her all the time, dude.
Talk to me when youve seen a boob.
Hey man, shes saying something new
What is this, waitwhat did she do?
She couldnt have, its just not true
Deal with it, bro, she broke up with you!
OH my god shes got some nerve.
Yea, she even called you a perv.
Im not a perv, we didnt even get far.
Well you do have poster of a porno star.

The entire point of this here song
We want everybody to get along
If all you care about is your profile
Then get out in the world, and show off your style!
You dont need pics, you dont need vids,
And you dont need guys who stalk little kids!
Turn off the computers, delete your accounts,
Get out into the world, come on, lets bounce!

CHORUS

Author: braveliltoasta
Keywords: Internet rap obsessors perverts creeps parody song funny youtube jerks
Added: November 16, 2008

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